Carl Hatch

Fundraising Copy

• Hi friends and family! Shenanigans Comedy Club, the campus organization responsible for making UCLA funny, is having its pledge drive. Funds from the pledge drive will help the club produce more and better comedic content, and if you don’t care about that, then know that if you donate my jokes when we hang out together will be less cringy.
• Hi all! Shenanigans Comedy Club is having a pledge drive. These funds will be used to finance room bookings for shows, securing headliners, purchasing equipment to produce digital sketches. Think about how funny I’ll be at Thanksgiving Dinner! Also, those who donate will be receiving a special gift dependent on the amount donated, so don’t think you won’t get anything out of donating.
• For those of you who don’t know, I’m a member of Shenanigans Comedy Club at UCLA, a club dedicated to stand-up, sketch, and improv comedy. We’re having a pledge drive to fund our club, and any little bit helps. So if you’ve ever watched TV and thought to yourself, “I’d like to do that,” know that you could help me live your dream. Ha-ha.
• Shenanigans Comedy Club is having its pledge drive, and every little bit helps. Funds raised will go toward equipment like green screens, booking rooms, and improv classes. So if you’ve ever thought that comedy was a waste of time, know that you could help us waste our time more efficiently—and hey, if you donate, you’ll get a funny thank you gift.
• One of the clubs I am a part of, Shenanigans Comedy Club, is having its first ever pledge drive this spring. The club means a lot to me: I get to write comedy, perform in front of hundreds of people, and participate in cultish rituals… okay, maybe not the last one, but if we don’t get the money we might resort to something like that. Donate now!
• Shenanigans Comedy Club is a student organization responsible for 80% of all “har-dee-har-hars” and a whopping 93% of all “ha-has” emitted by students at UCLA. While some might dispute this, it is a fact that we put on consistent comedy programming at UCLA and we need your help to maintain the level of comedic excellence as our club grows. Any little bit contributed to our SPARK campaign helps, and those who donate will receive comedic compensation.
• Shenanigans Comedy Club is having its first pledge drive ever! That’s right, we’ve put on every show up till now with next to no money. Imagine how much more we could do with some actual funding! Any amount donated helps, and if you donate there will be a little something in it for you.
• Shenanigans Comedy Club is putting on its first pledge drive this Spring, and we need you to help us fund all the comedy shows you go to. So forget about all the sad puppies that need your help, and consider donating to Shenanigans, the club that can make those puppies laugh again! Those who donate will get a lil’ comedic prize too!
• Please consider donating to Shenanigans Comedy Club’s SPARK pledge campaign! Every quarter our members work hard, and it would be a shame if their hard work went to waste because we didn’t have the funds to bring their words to life. If lazy people can pay their way into an amazing school like UCLA, imagine what the already amazing Shenanigans could do with a little more moolah.
• Shenanigans Comedy Club needs your help! A club can only finance itself for so long selling cheap drinks and pizza to drunk college students. If you want continual comedic programming at UCLA, then donate and maybe you’ll get a sketch written directly about you!